Originally by: Sheep Worrier

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I wish I didn't have to write a letter like this one, but recent events leave me no choice. To get immediately to the point, The_Goonswarm Poaster wants to cause an increase in disease, sesquipedalianism, crime, and vice. Such intolerance is felt by all people, from every background. Life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is he so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? Although I haven't been able to concoct an acceptable answer to that question, I can suggest a tentative hypothesis. My hypothesis is that he never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. Poaster presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, he seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that if his plan to make us too confused, demoralized, and disunited to put up an effective opposition to his animadversions is to be discouraged then the wisest course of action is to strip the unjust power from those who seek power over others and over nature. Before we start down that road I ought to remind you that his traducements represent explicitly his overly accepting attitude towards what I call abhorrent, illogical moochers. Still, I recommend you check out some of his conjectures and draw your own conclusions on the matter. I don't see why Poaster wants to make a fetish of the virtues of mindless particularism. How does he deal with this fascinating piece of information? He utterly ignores it.

On a personal note, Poaster sees no reason why he shouldn't view countries and the people that live in them either as economic targets to be exploited or as military targets to be defeated. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that someone has been giving Poaster's brain a very thorough washing, and now Poaster is trying to do the same to us. On balance, the rectitude of conformism has become a matter of theological conviction for him. Still, I would be grateful if he would take a little time from his rigorous schedule to supply the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into insurrectionism. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens.

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